Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?
That Hermione Granger
You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…
I would give her
Not over a 9.8
Because there is always room for improvement
Not everyone’s perfect like me
That’s why I am holding out for a 10
Because I’m worth it
I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die among my friends.
Silver Linings Playbook (2012, David O. Russell)
"Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck."
"This is your badness level… its extremely high for someone your size…"
I understand now, Marvel is doing something very interesting xD
SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY LOGAN NEEDS TO DRINK SO MUCH
For the record, I find Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines morally reprehensible (but incredibly catchy).
This Weird Al version made me laugh and laugh and laugh. It speaks to my inner English professor.